Peach Fuzz had a friendly face
Too friendly for his own good
Used to hang out at Ricky's Place
It was a bar in the neighborhood

A gay boy lit his cigarette
But they called 'em fags cause that's what they was
Too young to be playing with matches yeah
The forbidden fruit has got Peach Fuzz

Hail, hail the gangs all here
I said, hail, hail the gangs all here
I said, hail, hail the gangs all here
You know a fake ID could buy you a beer

My best friend had a crush on him
But she made me promise not to tell
That's how I knew she wanted me to
But I never did and it's just as well

Girls will dress to impress
Yeah boys pretend they don't notice us
Kids get high but I don't know why
And my friend Peach Fuzz used to hang out with us

Hail, hail the gangs all here
I said, hail, hail the gangs all here
I said, hail, hail the gangs all here
Come on and give me your money, I'll buy you a beer now

Down on the corner at Ricky's Place
I saw Peach Fuzz through the door
Game boy had his arms around him
And he was fixin' to kiss him just a little bit more

Yeah the apple trees got some strange fruit
You know that even Adam would not try
Yeah but human nature is living proof
Beauty's in the beholders eye

Hail, hail the gangs all here
I said, hail, hail the gangs all here
Hail, hail the gangs all here
I said, hail, hail the gangs all here

Hell yeah you heard me right
My friend Peach Fuzz stayed out late last night