Your skirt's too long
And it's just not tight enough
Your face is all wrong
I don't think you're bright enough
You need a man
Who's got a plan
That's going to work
It's the perfect plan
I'll fix your hair
And the way you're talking
New shoes to wear
That you can't walk in
I want you to do
What I tell you to
It's going to come true
It's the perfect plan
It's going to work
It's the perfect Plan
Perfect Plan 9T6
Du Santiago/Laverne
Your skirt's too long
And it's just not tight enough
Your face is all wrong
I don't think you're bright enough
You need a man
Who's got a plan
That's going to work
It's the perfect plan
I'll fix your hair
And the way you're talking
New shoes to wear
That you can't walk in
I want you to do
What I tell you to
It's going to come true
It's the perfect plan
It's going to work
It's the perfect Plan
Perfect Plan 9T6
Du Santiago/Laverne
Your skirt's too long
And it's just not tight enough
Your face is all wrong
I don't think you're bright enough
You need a man
Who's got a plan
That's going to work
It's the perfect plan
I'll fix your hair
And the way you're talking
New shoes to wear
That you can't walk in
I want you to do
What I tell you to
It's going to come true
It's the perfect plan
It's going to work
It's the perfect Plan