Tell the viewers at home and tell the kids on the street
And if you`ve just got in from work
now you`re in for a treat
The half times are up on the screen
There`s too many words and too many teams
I can`t be bothered to read them all out
So pick your favourites and give them a shout
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
There`s too many songs about sex these days
Let`s get back to familier ways
Let`s talk politics and sex but first of all Emlyn
What happened next
Frank Bough`s doing well these days
Since he left Grandstand for higher pay
Breakfast Time Holiday `88
Paid to party yeah Frank`s doing great
Meanwhile I`m stuck in this rut
Same routine year in year out
It`s predictable every summer
Mispronouncing the Kenyan runners
It gets worse in the winter
with the god damn videprinter
That`s Stenhousemuir`s 13th
game without a scoring draw
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
Ask any man on any street
and he`ll tell you
Maradona`s a cheat
His goal had the whole world enticed
If that`s the hand of god then I`m Jesus Christ
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
Tell the viewers at home and tell the kids on the street
And if you`ve just got in from work
now you`re in for a treat
The half times are up on the screen
There`s too many words and too many teams
I can`t be bothered to read them all out
So pick your favourites and give them a shout
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
There`s too many songs about sex these days
Let`s get back to familier ways
Let`s talk politics and sex but first of all Emlyn
What happened next
Frank Bough`s doing well these days
Since he left Grandstand for higher pay
Breakfast Time Holiday `88
Paid to party yeah Frank`s doing great
Meanwhile I`m stuck in this rut
Same routine year in year out
It`s predictable every summer
Mispronouncing the Kenyan runners
It gets worse in the winter
with the god damn videprinter
That`s Stenhousemuir`s 13th
game without a scoring draw
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
Ask any man on any street
and he`ll tell you
Maradona`s a cheat
His goal had the whole world enticed
If that`s the hand of god then I`m Jesus Christ
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
Tell the viewers at home and tell the kids on the street
And if you`ve just got in from work
now you`re in for a treat
The half times are up on the screen
There`s too many words and too many teams
I can`t be bothered to read them all out
So pick your favourites and give them a shout
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
There`s too many songs about sex these days
Let`s get back to familier ways
Let`s talk politics and sex but first of all Emlyn
What happened next
Frank Bough`s doing well these days
Since he left Grandstand for higher pay
Breakfast Time Holiday `88
Paid to party yeah Frank`s doing great
Meanwhile I`m stuck in this rut
Same routine year in year out
It`s predictable every summer
Mispronouncing the Kenyan runners
It gets worse in the winter
with the god damn videprinter
That`s Stenhousemuir`s 13th
game without a scoring draw
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary
Ask any man on any street
and he`ll tell you
Maradona`s a cheat
His goal had the whole world enticed
If that`s the hand of god then I`m Jesus Christ
Incredible Remarkable Quite Extraordinary