Stop have a beer it's on me has
anyone ever told you that you that
Look like a star
Heard it said at the bar

So I drink cause it makes me
Happier than being alone.
My good friend Johnie Walker
Keeping warm like a cunt

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not, a reason
not to die, says to Mr Right, cause
That's not me.

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not, a reason
not to die, so I say death to Mr Right
he makes me sad.