Mom and dad went to a show
Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said "Please don't go!"

Grandma take me home (x8)

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
Couldn't chew my meat too good

Grandma take me home (x8)

Said, "Now don't start your crying"
"Go outsaide and ride your bike"
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home (x8)

After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms
aaaaaaaaaarms

Grandma take me home (x19)
I wanna be alone