We like talking dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled
Totally fake
It's done by machines
'Coz they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics
Our message is nil
We hate all deejays
They're makin' us ill

Whatever we tell you
Is meant to be crap
We hate all music
And especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson
We hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna
Or Kylie Minogue

KMFDM sucks!

Our records have stickers
With a warning from Tipper
Cause they're no good for kids
If we get her we'll strip her

KMFDM forward
The ultimate sound
And a message from satan
If you turn it around

You might think we're stupid
But we're way above it
We don't give a shit
And the kids just love it

We won't sell to a major
For a couple of bucks
No doubt about it
KMFDM sucks!