(It's a tug of war)
NO, NO, YOUR TROUBLES CEASE
WHEN YOU LEARN TO PLAY THE PIPES OF PEACE.
(It's a tug of war)
NO, NO, YOUR TROUBLES CEASE
WHEN YOU LEARN TO PLAY THE PIPES OF PEACE.
WHAT WITH ONE THING AND ANOTHER IT'S A TUG OF WAR.
(No, no, no, no)

IT'S A TUG OF WAR, WO, WO.
NO, NO, YOUR TROUBLES CEASE
YOU LEARN TO PLAY THE PIPES OF PEACE.
(It's a tug of war, wo, wo)
LEARN TO PLAY THE PIPES OF PEACE.

PUSHING, PUSHING,
PULLING, PULLING,
PUSHING, PULLING.

WHOA!

(HEY! NEW ENDING!)