Ev'ry day more wicked
Ev'ry day the terror grows
All of Oz is ever on alert
That's the way with Wicked
Spreading fear where e'er she goes
Seeking out new victims she can hurt
Like some terrible green blizzard
Throughout the land she flies
Defaming our poor Wizard
With her calumnies and lies
She lies
Save us from the Wicked
Shield us so we won't be hexed
Give us warning
Where will she strike next
Where will she strike next
Where will she strike next
Fellow Ozians as terrifying as terror is
let us put aside our panic for this one day
and celebrate
Oh what a celebration
We'll have today
Thank Goodness
Let's have a celebration
The Glinda way
Thank Goodness
Fin'lly a day that's
Totally WickedWitch free
We couldn't be happier
Thank Goodness
Yes
We couldn't be happier
Right dear
Couldn't be happier
Right here
Look what we've got
A fairy tale plot
Our very own happy ending
Where we couldn't be happier
True dear
Couldn't be happier
And we're happy to share
Our ending vicariously
With all of you
He couldn't look handsomer
I couldn't feel humbler
We couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When all your dreams come true
And Glinda dear
we're happy for you
As Press Secretary
I have striven to ensure that all of Oz
knows the story of your braverism
The day you were first summoned
To an audience with Oz
And although he would not tell you why initially
When you bowed before his throne
He decreed you'd hence be known
As Glinda the Good officially
Then with a jealous squeal
The Wicked Witch burst from concealment
Where she had been lurking surrpetitially
I hear she has an extra eye
That always remains awake
I hear that she can shed her skin
As easily as a snake
I hear some rebel Animals
Are giving her food and shelter
I hear her soul is so unclean
Pure water can melt her
What
Melt her
Please somebody go and melt her
Do you hear that
water will melt her
People are so empty headed
they'll believe anything
Fiyero
Oh yes thanks plenty dearest
He's gone to fetch me a refreshment
He's so thoughtful that way
That's why I couldn't be happier
No I couldn't be happier
Though it is I admit
The tiniest bit
Unlike I anticipated
But I couldn't be happier
Simply couldn't be happier
Well not simply
'Cause getting your dreams
It's strange but it seems
A little well complicated
There's a kind of a sort of cost
There's a couple of things get lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed
Until you've crossed
And if that joy that thrill
Doesn't thrill like you think it will
Still
With this perfect finale
The cheers and ballyhoo
Who
Wouldn't be happier
So I couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When all your dreams come true
Well isn't it
Happy is what happens
When your dreams come true
We love you
Glinda if we may be so frank
Thank Goodness
For all this joy
we know who we've got to thank
Thank Goodness
That means the Wizard Glinda
And fiance
They couldn't be goodlier
She couldn't be lovelier
We couldn't be luckier
I couldn't be happier
Thank Goodness
Today
Thank Goodness for Today