Wake up everybody, get up
Munch Munch
Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater
I'm hungry, I want something to eat
Something with a crunch and very sweet
Just woke up so you know the scenario
I'm craving cereal like Cheerios
May be forced to drink, I might munch
But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch
So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice
In my stomach I heard a voice
It said Please feed me, my tank is on empty
I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me
So I said okay, and got my bowl
Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold
Sat down at the table and said my grace
Because I knew what was about to take place
Yum yum, eat 'em up, my belly said
The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed
Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly
He got ju ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller
He's got
Crunch
Did you ever know a noisy eater
Aauuuuuuuuuuuu
Well it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again
I don't know where I should begin
Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good
I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood
But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch
So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch'
Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd
And said Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud
Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly
He got ju ju eyeballs he's one holy roller
He's got
Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um
Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me
Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly
He got ju ju eyeballs he's one holy roller
He's got
Quiet down Biz, you munching too loud
Yum, yum, yum, yum yum
Mmm, that's good
They all thought I had stopped
And where's the gravy
No matter