Princeton
Yeah
Listen buddy
nobody’s seen ya for two weeks
What’s up with that
I went to work for a temp agency
and they
fired me for being too
depressing on the phone
I maxed out my cards
I’m two months behind
in rent
I totally messed up my personal life
Oh and Brian
I still haven’t found my purpose
All right
Get off your ass and stop worrying
Everyone’s getting together
to mess around the city today
Have fun
When I say everyone
that includes you
There is life outside your apartment
I know it’s hard to conceive
But there’s life outside your apartment
And you’re only gonna see it if you leave
There is cool shit to do
But it can’t come to you
And who knows dude
You might even score
There is life outside your apartment
But you gotta open the door
No thanks
I’m staying in
Don’t tell me I gotta force you
Sorry
All right
everyone! He’s resisting
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outside your apartment
There’s a pigeon
Squashed on the street
Ew
There’s a girl passing by
No I think it’s a guy
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat
Sorry can’t help you
We could go to the zoo
Pick up girls at NYU
We could sit in the park smoking pot
Or not
There is life outside your apartment
Well I guess I’ll give it a shot
There is life outside your apartment
I know
There is life outside your apartment
I’m gonna jump
Don’t do it
Okay
There is cool shit to do
But it can’t come to you
So come on
Get out of the way asshole
Fuck you
There is life outside your apartment
Oh you never know
What’s around the bend
You could win the lotto
Or make a friend
Take her home to see your apartment
Do you wanna feel special
I can see that you do
Well I can make you feel
Special
If you let me feel you
She’ll feel you
Where’s your pad
Not too far
We could call you a car
We’ll be fine thank you! See ya
Hope you don’t get gonorrhea
There is life outside your apartment
But now it’s time to go home
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
But now it’s time to go home
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Princeton
Yeah
Listen buddy
nobody’s seen ya for two weeks
What’s up with that
I went to work for a temp agency
and they
fired me for being too
depressing on the phone
I maxed out my cards
I’m two months behind
in rent
I totally messed up my personal life
Oh and Brian
I still haven’t found my purpose
All right
Get off your ass and stop worrying
Everyone’s getting together
to mess around the city today
Have fun
When I say everyone
that includes you
There is life outside your apartment
I know it’s hard to conceive
But there’s life outside your apartment
And you’re only gonna see it if you leave
There is cool shit to do
But it can’t come to you
And who knows dude
You might even score
There is life outside your apartment
But you gotta open the door
No thanks
I’m staying in
Don’t tell me I gotta force you
Sorry
All right
everyone! He’s resisting
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outside your apartment
There’s a pigeon
Squashed on the street
Ew
There’s a girl passing by
No I think it’s a guy
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat
Sorry can’t help you
We could go to the zoo
Pick up girls at NYU
We could sit in the park smoking pot
Or not
There is life outside your apartment
Well I guess I’ll give it a shot
There is life outside your apartment
I know
There is life outside your apartment
I’m gonna jump
Don’t do it
Okay
There is cool shit to do
But it can’t come to you
So come on
Get out of the way asshole
Fuck you
There is life outside your apartment
Oh you never know
What’s around the bend
You could win the lotto
Or make a friend
Take her home to see your apartment
Do you wanna feel special
I can see that you do
Well I can make you feel
Special
If you let me feel you
She’ll feel you
Where’s your pad
Not too far
We could call you a car
We’ll be fine thank you! See ya
Hope you don’t get gonorrhea
There is life outside your apartment
But now it’s time to go home
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
But now it’s time to go home
For porn
Princeton
Yeah
Listen buddy
nobody’s seen ya for two weeks
What’s up with that
I went to work for a temp agency
and they
fired me for being too
depressing on the phone
I maxed out my cards
I’m two months behind
in rent
I totally messed up my personal life
Oh and Brian
I still haven’t found my purpose
All right
Get off your ass and stop worrying
Everyone’s getting together
to mess around the city today
Have fun
When I say everyone
that includes you
There is life outside your apartment
I know it’s hard to conceive
But there’s life outside your apartment
And you’re only gonna see it if you leave
There is cool shit to do
But it can’t come to you
And who knows dude
You might even score
There is life outside your apartment
But you gotta open the door
No thanks
I’m staying in
Don’t tell me I gotta force you
Sorry
All right
everyone! He’s resisting
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outside
There is life outside your apartment
There’s a pigeon
Squashed on the street
Ew
There’s a girl passing by
No I think it’s a guy
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat
Sorry can’t help you
We could go to the zoo
Pick up girls at NYU
We could sit in the park smoking pot
Or not
There is life outside your apartment
Well I guess I’ll give it a shot
There is life outside your apartment
I know
There is life outside your apartment
I’m gonna jump
Don’t do it
Okay
There is cool shit to do
But it can’t come to you
So come on
Get out of the way asshole
Fuck you
There is life outside your apartment
Oh you never know
What’s around the bend
You could win the lotto
Or make a friend
Take her home to see your apartment
Do you wanna feel special
I can see that you do
Well I can make you feel
Special
If you let me feel you
She’ll feel you
Where’s your pad
Not too far
We could call you a car
We’ll be fine thank you! See ya
Hope you don’t get gonorrhea
There is life outside your apartment
But now it’s time to go home
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
There is life outside your apartment
But now it’s time to go home
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