Now there's ninety-nine kinds of candy bars
Heaven knows there must be a billion stars
Lots of candy bars, 'bout a billion stars
But there's only one of you

There's an ample number of apple trees
Seven million fish in the seven seas
Lots of apple trees, more than seven seas
But there's only one of you

So tell me that you'll always care
And tell me your love is mine alone to share
If you leave me, I'll be a lonely one
Don't cha know you're my one and only one
And there's only one of you

There's a great abundance of coconuts
And there's even more if's 'n' ands 'n' buts
Lots of coconuts, if's 'n' and's 'n' but's
But there's only one of you

There's a wide selection of magazines
And a zillion Brazilian coffee beans
Lots of magazines, loads of coffee beans
But there's only one of you