Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed to
Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right
You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially committed
Rule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy and if she aint happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half your
stuff
Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room for a half hour and she didnt say a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats wrong? Hoping it was something other than me.
Now i have learned If were in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to
me. ITS ME. Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go up to my room and think about it for a little while.
This games been played for centurys
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
Totally Committed
I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures
Once i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me
But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too.
you ever hear a group of women talking to each other " OOO i wish i knew what
he was really thinking" Ladies ill tell you what were really thinking
Were really thinking "I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked"
Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on
a walker Thats what hes thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"
This games been played for centurys
Ooh not that not that
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
Totally Committed
And i do belive what women understand men better than men understand women
Think about that
how often do you see a man stomp out of a room crying and have a woman go
"What, What'd I say?" Come Back
And i do think men would take advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game
"and theres strike Three Greg Maddux looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you" Hey Baby have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?
This games been played for centurys
Baby where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed
Now repeat after me
Totally Committed
Now baby what i meant to say is when your naked you are prettier than Greg
Maddux
You really are
Im going up to my room
Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed to
Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right
You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially committed
Rule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy and if she aint happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half your
stuff
Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room for a half hour and she didnt say a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats wrong? Hoping it was something other than me.
Now i have learned If were in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to
me. ITS ME. Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go up to my room and think about it for a little while.
This games been played for centurys
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
Totally Committed
I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures
Once i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me
But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too.
you ever hear a group of women talking to each other " OOO i wish i knew what
he was really thinking" Ladies ill tell you what were really thinking
Were really thinking "I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked"
Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on
a walker Thats what hes thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"
This games been played for centurys
Ooh not that not that
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
Totally Committed
And i do belive what women understand men better than men understand women
Think about that
how often do you see a man stomp out of a room crying and have a woman go
"What, What'd I say?" Come Back
And i do think men would take advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game
"and theres strike Three Greg Maddux looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you" Hey Baby have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?
This games been played for centurys
Baby where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed
Now repeat after me
Totally Committed
Now baby what i meant to say is when your naked you are prettier than Greg
Maddux
You really are
Im going up to my room
Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed to
Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right
You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially committed
Rule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy and if she aint happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half your
stuff
Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room for a half hour and she didnt say a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats wrong? Hoping it was something other than me.
Now i have learned If were in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to
me. ITS ME. Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go up to my room and think about it for a little while.
This games been played for centurys
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
Totally Committed
I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures
Once i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me
But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too.
you ever hear a group of women talking to each other " OOO i wish i knew what
he was really thinking" Ladies ill tell you what were really thinking
Were really thinking "I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked"
Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on
a walker Thats what hes thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"
This games been played for centurys
Ooh not that not that
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
Totally Committed
And i do belive what women understand men better than men understand women
Think about that
how often do you see a man stomp out of a room crying and have a woman go
"What, What'd I say?" Come Back
And i do think men would take advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game
"and theres strike Three Greg Maddux looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you" Hey Baby have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?
This games been played for centurys
Baby where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be
just like me
I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed
Now repeat after me
Totally Committed
Now baby what i meant to say is when your naked you are prettier than Greg
Maddux
You really are
Im going up to my room