Turtle Wax:
(Trujillo/Muir)
My my my, your truth is a lie
And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why
So it goes

Funky wunky, the funky junky
Funky wunky, ow
Won't you hit them with that
Nooky nooky, you got that cookie
Nooky nooky, ow

Hit them with the funky shift - you joking?
Funky wunky, ow
Slam me with the funky fix - get going!
Funky junky, ow

Why why why do you quit before you try
You put a fake smile on your face
But there's a tear in you eye
So I go

Funky wunky, that funky junky
Funky wunky, ow
Yeah hit me with it
Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie
Nooky nooky, ow

Kick on in da funky shift - you got that?
Funky wunky, ow
Slam me with da funky fix - you got that?
Funky junky,ow

And I don't believe the tings they try to say
'Cause things are getting a little funky