I've got a kid
His name is Scott
He's going blind
And his blood just will not clot
The doctors line in rows
To stick tubes up Scotty's nose

There is a field
Where Scotty used to play
Until Ortho Orange Number 42
Was dumped in it one day

I think it's so funny
I laugh until I cry
Just me and God
Watching Scotty die
Just me and God
Watching Scotty die

Chemical plants across the street
Leaves off steam that colors our white sheets
It's been happening for years
Now I'm crying rainbow tears

One day our dog went out to play
Instead of gray he came back colored yellow
The chemical men said stay mellow
It happens all the time
Now Scotty's skin is lime

I think it's so funny
I laugh until I cry
Just me and God
Watching Scotty die
Just me and God
Watching Scotty die