Oh, the driftwood stage comes rollin' on over the hill,

An' the blazin' fires are keeping out the chill.

Oh, beautiful sky, oh, sunshiny day!

Oh, Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away!

Oh, the blood splattered gore is comin' on out of your stomach,

And the phlegm and bile is comin' on out of your mouth,

What a lovely sight, horrid rancid decay!

Oh, Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away!

SOLO: 'Goresville, Texas'

by Gorey

Oh, the septic flesh is fallin' on off of your face,

AND DORRIS DAY IS COMING OUT OF YOUR RECTUM,

What a lovely sight, Horrid rancid decay!

Oh, Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away, Whip Crack Away!

SOLO: 'The festering pus-filled corpse that was country and western'

by Giblets

Oh, the pus-filled organs are splattered all over the floor,

You can't stop vomiting as you smell the putrid gore,

Oh, what a lovely sight, horrid rancid decay,

Oh, Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away Whip Crack Away!

Yeah!